quinta-feira, 14 de maio de 2009

How Chuck Norris died.

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere, lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe.

2 comentários:

Anônimo disse...

morreram todos a tentar mata-lo teve de ser a força universal do son goku em super sayan 1000 a mata-lo no fim

Dextro disse...

And in the end the winner was Steven Seagal. No need to confirm, we all know it's true... :P